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Thursday, August 28, 2008

888DAG043 - 4 Minutes - Inclusion - Pet Wars

(Indistinct voices)
WOMAN 1: Hey, hey! Steady. Watch out.
You're gonna run into that.
Yeah, I know, but you'll run into it.
We just got out of that little park
before it got dark.
The light was failing.
Nobody else had their dog
playing in the park
when we first got there.
We were just leaving
and there was this big Rottweiler
and it was quite mean.
The owners had a lot of trouble
to hold him, or her.
Snarled at Bogie when we went past,
didn't he?
Anyway, they must've realised that
if they'd ran into anybody else
they might have real trouble,
so they left.
I guess they were just trying
to train him.
WOMAN 2: Stand-off
between the two cats.
WOMAN 1: We were leaving too,
weren't we?
We went to Woolies.
WOMAN 1: And the dog over there.
Will Bogie attack
or just go to sleep?
And around comes Poonie.
WOMAN 1: Hello, Poonie.
Hello, Poonie.
WOMAN 2: Poonie has now disappeared
under the table somewhere.
Bogie is
anxiously biting her fingernails
in the kitchen.
And Blackie...
..is just sitting here watching.
Blackie.
(Makes kissing sounds)
WOMAN 1: You photographing Blackie,
are you?
WOMAN 2: I'm filming.
Where's Cosmo? Poonie's over there.
And she's making a move.
Is she going to cause a stir?
No,
I think she's just gonna take it easy
for now.
Blackie has still refused to move.
I think he's gonna
sit this fight out.
And Bogie is still anxiously
biting on her fingernails.
Oh!
Poonie's stepped out of the kitchen.
Perhaps another cat stand-off.
Ooh, I think that glare
was aimed at me just then.
Alright, Poonie?
Oh no, she seems disinterested.
Ooh.
Oh, she's coming closer.
What are they going to do?
Has the dog even noticed
this crazy stare-off
going on between these two cats?
Is Blackie still alive?
Why is he not moving?
And one of our competitors has...
..turned away.
I think he's gone into hiding.
(Cat miaows)
Where has the other competitor gone?
One of our competitors
is trying to get out.
WOMAN 1: What's wrong with you?
(Cat miaows)
WOMAN 2: He's not happy at all.
Poor Poonie
will not take her eyes off
Bogie right now.
(Cat miaows)
The dog is so caught up
in her own behaviour.
(Cat miaows)
Couldn't give a crap
about the cats right now.
Very unlike Bogie.
Wonder what is going through her head
right now.
Apart from she has dirty nails.
(Cat miaows)
(Woman 1 miaows)
(Cat miaows)
Oooh, Blackie has gone.
Can hardly see him.
Cosmo is watching
ever so closely.
Will there be a stand-off?
Will there be a stand-off?
Where is the black cat?
WOMAN 1: Blackie, where are you?
He's come back around this way.
Right there.
Oh, and the black cat is out.
Where is he? - He's gone downstairs.
WOMAN 1: What are you after?
Hey? What do you wanna do?
Good boy.
Good boy. Hello, Cosmo.
You're peeking around there.
WOMAN 2: Will the dog
go after the black cat?
WOMAN 1: Well... Oooh, oooh, ooh.
WOMAN 2: It could be on right now.
The black cat has hidden.
Oooh, ooh, ooh, and there it goes.
This could be...
..the need to call an ambulance
around about now.
Perhaps not.
Bogie may have given up.
Will she return
to try and defeat Poonie?
It looks unlikely.
Edited by Access Innovation Media
www.ai-media.tv
An Original 888DAG Production

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